THE SECOND COMING Hand over that bottle of good stuff this way 'Cause I just saw Jesus on the South Eastern train Travellin undercover in worn out shoes And an old leather jacket his dad had used Back when Abel had his little bit of scrap with Cain And Eve put on a fern to keep out the rain I know because he told me after blowin his nose And sayin' he couldn't remember the last time weather'd been this good Sweet tears in pieces Soft sell is on the run and Low pressure In full measure Three cheers for the Second Coming Well, bud, you can imagine I was doubting my sight And his words kinda put a damper on my night I tried to laugh him off and invite him to a drink And he said "Hell yes, I could do with a swig I can't tell how tough it's at the office these days Got staff running round like rats in a maze And Pop gets his fits more from time to time Well, to hear and see all must be a bit of a bugger sommetimes More wine!" Sweet tears... Well, what can I say, he was cool enough And all of the songs he knew each and every word of You should've heard half of the stories he told Till the place all of a sudden started turning cold Then He looked at his watch and gave a small cry And said "Hey I'm sorry, but I gotta fly!" And was off like the wind with a chill in his wake And me with a cold I just can't seem to shake Sweet tears... Words and music by Tor Kristian Berg ©2004